Penguin-Eggst

stonebluerue

mag200

the lonely and the corruption as opposite sides of a coin, directly opposed ways of coping with an unbearable loneliness and longing for love. you can lean into whatever toxic love that’s available to you even as it entirely consumes you - or you can lean into the indulgence of deep and delicious and martyring solitude. jane prentiss banging down martins door day in day out, come out and be loved, it will be awful but it will be complete. of course martin stays in his little room, entirely cut off from the world, unable to get help, and sits with himself and his thoughts and jane’s knocking for fourteen days. it was always going to be the lonely or the corruption making a play for him.

mag200

the french beetle guy couldve been sooo snapped up by the lonely he was ready he was primed but he chose terrible and disgusting love instead he chose corrosive devotion! and that is so sexy of him

toadscools

heavybend

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

heavybend

brother dubious

bongbong

powerburial

all fake. your tables not even real. its just some wood someone assembled in the shape of a table

quantumgoop

teathattast

himbofisher

mrnargle

whenever my program freezes

grouchiemarx

beesmygod

new thing i learned just now: in like 400 AD there was a monk named simeon stylites who used to live in a one room cell with a window but too many people kept bugging him for religious advice, so he climbed to the top of a pillar and shackled himself to it until he died 37 years later.

this became a cool new trend to the point where there were enough pillar monks of varying viewpoints that they would scream at each other all day

urbanbirdbud

desolationlesbian

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

macademia-nut

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

babycharmander

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.